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Author: Murray Walker Page 2
That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Unless I’m very much mistaken… I AM very much mistaken!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Speech
Sports
And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you can see, visually, with your eyes… look up there! … that’s the sky!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
This is lap 54; after that, it’s 55, 56, 57, 58.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And there’s no damage to the car… except to the car itself.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Racing
This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Let’s stop the startwatch.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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