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Author: Murray Walker Page 3
And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
As you can see, visually, with your eyes… look up there! … that’s the sky!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Time
I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History
Misspokements
Time
Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Insults
Misspokements
Sports
We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Speech
Sports
This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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