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Author: Murray Walker Page 3
Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
And there’s the man in the green flag!
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History
Misspokements
Time
As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Jenson Button is in the top ten… in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Fairness
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