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Author: Nicholas Colasanto

Cliff: Carla made love to a PhD from MIT?

Coach: Hey look you guys, if you can't say it in front of me don't say it at all.

Nicholas Colasanto
(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers”

Cliff: The Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in your this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state.

Coach: Like Colorado?

Nicholas Colasanto
(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers”

How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And interest, there's nothing interesting about it at all. It's boring. Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables. What kind of trust is that? – Banks

Nicholas Colasanto
(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers” Banks

Sam: Coach, I’m having blackouts!

Coach: Kinda nice break in the day, isn’t it, Sam?

Nicholas Colasanto
(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers” Blackouts

Diane: Did you ever have a pet?

Coach: You mean like an animal?

Nicholas Colasanto
(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers”













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