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Author: Peter Travers

After Earth merits comparison with 2000’s Battlefield Earth, John Travolta’s godawful film tribute to the sci-fi novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Yes, it’s that bad.

Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism “After Earth”

Purists, be warned: This scare-flick quickie [House of Wax] has as much relation to the 1953 Vincent Price classic with the same title as Paris Hilton does to acting.

Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Insults Reviews/Criticism “House of Wax”

On film, Bonfire achieves a consistency of ineptitude rare even in this era of over-inflated cinematic air bags.

Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism “The Bonfire of the Vanities”

With this kind of epic ineptitude – hell, the flick is set in the year 3000 – you go for “worst of the millennium.”

Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism “Battlefield Earth”

Your expectations of how bad The Lone Ranger is can’t trump the reality.

Peter Travers
American film critic & televison interviewer
Reviews/Criticism “The Lone Ranger”













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