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Author: Ray Wilkins

The gelling period has just started to knit.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs

The team must try to get their ship back on the road.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

That was a inch perfect pass to no one.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs

Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Fans

Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors Shooting

Signori has all the tricks up his book.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

The gelling period has just started to knit.

Ray Wilkins
England football player
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