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Author: Rose Marie Page 2
Peter Marshall: You’re a shy, bashful girl. According to
Cosmo,
will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband? Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us.
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to police, if you are being molested, other than yelling, “Help!,” what is the best thing to scream?Rose Marie: More!
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking? Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter…and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget!
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: According to
Good Housekeeping
, how many years is the life expectancy of your lingerie?Rose Marie: If you’re talking about wear and tear, mine will last forever.
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
Peter Marshall: The great Sphinx has a human’s head, but whose body?Rose Marie: Milton Berle's.
Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
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