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Author: Rose Marie Page 2

Peter Marshall:  According to Amy Vanderbilt, what is the maximum length of time you and your fiancé should be engaged?

Rose Marie: Engaged in what?

Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: True or false… if you have difficulty hitting the sack, a good idea is to talk yourself to sleep?

Rose Marie: Or Tom Snyder could do the same thing.

Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: In 1914, a new dance was introduced to America that became so controversial that it was barred from college campuses, and ministers preached against it as immoral.  We do it today though.  What dance was it?

Rose Marie: Why do you ask me a question about 1914?!

Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares

John Davidson: What’s the worst thing to have around the house?

Rose Marie: Vacuum cleaners! 

Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares

Peter Marshall: You’re a shy, bashful girl. According to Cosmo, will you probably be helped in overcoming your shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband?

Rose Marie: Gosh, Pete, I did that once and his wife caught us.

Rose Marie
(1923 – ) American actress & comedian
Hollywood Squares
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