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Author: Rush Limbaugh

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? … I'm just noting the timing, here.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Intelligence Stupidity Suggesting that environmentalists deliberately blew up the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico to stop offshore oil drilling

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Arms Conflict Stupidity Nuclear weapons

I knew enough to realize that the alligators were in the swamp and that it was time to circle the wagons.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Mixed metaphors

Exercise freaks… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Activities Exercise People Stupidity Health care

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Beliefs Stupidity Feminism

There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492.

Rush Limbaugh
(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Lies Places Stupidity Forests













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