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Author: Sigmund Freud

This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.

Sigmund Freud
(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Insults People About the Irish

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does woman want?’

Sigmund Freud
(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
People Women

This is absurd! This is absurd!

Sigmund Freud
(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Last words Suffering from cancer – he died by physician-assisted suicide.

Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Women

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.

Sigmund Freud
(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis
Intelligence













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