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Author: Trevor Bailey

No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports Cricket Hindsignt

This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports On a cricket match

He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Malaprops Sports Cricket Magical

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Sports Cricket

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports Cricket

Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports Cricket

On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

Trevor Bailey
British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports Cricket













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