Keyword: Cricket

David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
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Turner looks a bit shaky and unsteady, but I think he's going to bat on – one ball left.

Sports

I always insist that my team be in bed before breakfast.

English cricketer
Sports

Personally, I’ve always looks upon cricket as organized loafing.

(1881–1944) Archbishop of Canterbury
Sports

He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.

cricket coach
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His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
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The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.

cricket announcer
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I don’t think I can be expected to take seriously any game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Sports

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

British sports commentator
Sports

Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

cricket announcer
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He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator
Malaprops Sports

Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.

Australian cricketer
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It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
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On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

British sports commentator
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You rejoin us at a very appropriate time – Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the pavilion end!

cricket announcer
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Marshall's bowling with his head.

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The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
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If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer
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No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.

British sports commentator
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Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

Australian actor
Sports

Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports