Keyword: Cricket (Page 2)

It's funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it's when you realize that your wife left you in May.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Sports

On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

I always insist that my team be in bed before breakfast.

English cricketer
Sports

He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Neil Harvey, standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.

cricket announcer
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Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

Misspokements Sports

It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Cricket needs brightening up a bit. My solution is to let the players drink at the beginning of the game, not after. It always works in our picnic matches.

Australian actor
Sports

The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

That was a tremendous six. The ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

He’s on 90… 10 away from that mythical figure.

British sports commentator
Malaprops Sports

The black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing. Now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is!

English cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Say, when do they begin?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Sports

He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.

cricket coach
Misspokements Sports

Oi, leave our flies alone, Jardine. They’re the only friends you’ve got here.

Stephen Gascoigne (1878 – 1942) Australian sports fan & heckler
Sports

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.

cricket announcer
Misspokements Sports

It's been very slow and dull day, but it hasn't been boring. It's been a good, entertaining day's cricket.

Cricket commentator
Sports

David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Marshall's bowling with his head.

Misspokements Sports