Author: Fortune cookie

You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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You will be hungry again in one hour.

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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Never smell the inside of a hat.

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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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