Author: Fortune cookie

Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

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Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

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You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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Oops. Wrong cookie.

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You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

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Maybe you live on moon in next century

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Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

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You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

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