Author: Fortune cookie

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

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That wasn’t chicken.

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Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

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Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

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You are surrounded by fortune hunters.

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Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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You will be doomed to a great marriage.

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A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

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The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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Oops. Wrong cookie.

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Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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Flattery will go far tonight.

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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

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