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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

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A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

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You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

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It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

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It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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Suppose you can get what you want.

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The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

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Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

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