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Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
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On a portable stroller
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
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Instructions: usage known.
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Signs
On a can of black pepper
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
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On a box of pills.
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
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On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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Signs
In a car manual
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Instructions for an espresso kettle
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
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On a bag of cat biscuits
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
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In a car manual
INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…
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Label on bottle
Open packet. Eat contents.
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On a packet of peanuts.
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
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On a Swann frozen dinner
Instructions: usage known.
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Signs
On a container of black pepper.
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
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A birthday card for a 1 year old
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
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Manual for an SGI computer
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
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On a box of pills.
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Open packet. Eat contents.
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Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
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Signs
Do not turn upside down.
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Signs
On the BOTTOM of a dessert
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
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Instructions on the packaging for a muffin
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