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Vagina Tandoori
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An Indian restaurant
PITA PAN
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WOK THIS WAY
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An Oriental restaurant in England
Bung Hole
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The Garden Stool
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A restaurant/nightclub
My Dung
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In Rosemead CA
Soon Fatt
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Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
Rong Phúk Restaurant
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FAT DUCK SURPRISE
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Name of an Oriental restaurant
Pu Pu Hot Pot
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A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
buttyboys
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A restaurant in England
The Golden Shower Restaurant
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Big Wong
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A Chinese restaurant in New York
Chewy Balls
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Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar
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In London