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Author: Road sign
Beware of Road Surprises
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Climax – High Point
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In North Carolina
No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier
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On southern California coast
Speed Limit 15¾
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S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
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On I-90 in Washington State
LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION
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Slow Parking Ahead
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In King's Canyon in California
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
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Caution – Water On Road During Rain
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A road sign in Tennessee
Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet
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Caution: Tree in Centre of Road
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