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Keyword: Adoption

I did think about adopting… an 18-year-old girl from Thailand, whose hobbies include vacuuming and some light dusting.

Jamie Kaler
(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Girls Housework People Relationships Adoption Thailand

I’m adopted, and I’m glad that my parents were honest enough with me to tell me that I’m adopted, but why every day?

Leo Allen
(1972 – ) stand-up comedian & writer
Children Family Parents Adoption

My wife, who tends to be overcautious, had the ultrasound last week, which, even the doctors say, is not necessary when you're adopting.

Jonathan Katz
(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Characteristics Adoption Overcautious Ultrasound

They waited until I was 20 to tell me I was adopted, and then last Christmas, they told me they were kidding.

Eugene Mirman
(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker
Family Parents Adoption Jokes

I actually adopted a baby; I wanted a highway, but it was a lot of red tape.

Margaret Smith
stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer
Children Family Adoption Highways













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