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Keyword: Africa

Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Africa Disease

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

Russell Howard
(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Places Africa Madonna

When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land; they said, ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes and when we opened them, we had the Bible and they had the land.

Desmond Tutu
(1931 – ) South African social rights activist & Anglican bishop
People Places Africa Missionaries

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Places TV/Movie Quotes Africa As Captain Spaulding in “Animal Crackers”













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