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Keyword: As Jim in “Blazing Saddles”

Bart: A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.

Jim: [eagerly] When?

Gene Wilder
(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes As Jim in “Blazing Saddles”

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

Gene Wilder
(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
Conflict Killing TV/Movie Quotes As Jim in “Blazing Saddles”

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Gene Wilder
(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes As Jim in “Blazing Saddles”

Well, my name is Jim… but people call me… Jim.

Gene Wilder
(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes As Jim in “Blazing Saddles” Name













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