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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
(Page 3)
The defense
breasts.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
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As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Rests
Enough, if I wanted intelligent conversation, I’d still be dating my teachers.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Daddy, I have heat
probation.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Prostration
So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yeah, and
I'm
the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as
1-2-C.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
1-2-3
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah.
Urethra!
I have found it!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eureka
I'm an
Aquarium.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Aquarius
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Buenos
nachos.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Noches
Well,
arrivedouche.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Arrivederci
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Roman candles
Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
Now I too can soar with the
beagle.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Eagle
Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the
ping and the pong.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yin and yang
Tonight, I become a
lesbian.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Thespian
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