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Keyword: As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond”

Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.

Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond” Smell

When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys.

Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
Dance Entertainment Self As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond”

Men don’t like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to… you know… lower cuddling.

Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond” Cuddling

You can’t create fate ‘cause then its not fate, its voodoo.

Ray Romano
(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond” Fate













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