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Keyword: Consistency

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Peter's Inversion
Murphy’s Laws Consistency Efficiency

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Air Force Inertia Axiom
Murphy’s Laws Consistency

Consistence requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Bernard Berenson
1865 – 1959) American art historian
Characteristics Intelligence Stupidity Consistency

If we played like that every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs Consistency

He’s shown a lack of inconsistency.

An English soccer player
Malaprops Sports Consistency

Internal consistency is valued more highly than efficiency.

Peter's Inversion
Murphy’s Laws Consistency Efficiency Organizations

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

Aldous Huxley
(1894 – 1963) English writer
Death People Consistency

Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.

Air Force Inertia Axiom
Murphy’s Laws Consistency













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