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Keyword: Elevators

In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Dedera's Law
Murphy’s Laws Elevators

Passengers on elevators constantly rearrange their positions as people get on and off so there is at all times an equal distance between all bodies.

Sharkey's Fourth Law of Motion
Murphy’s Laws Elevators Passengers

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more, but how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?

Victor Borge
(1909 – 2000) Danish-born comedian & pianist
Entertainment Music Elevators

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Renau's Ramblings
Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Things Elevators Size Smell

In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Law of Vertical Transportation
Murphy’s Laws Elevators

When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving… he said it was elevator practice.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Family Things Young Closet Elevators Grandfathers













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