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Keyword: Environment

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech Environment Pollution

Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA; you know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.

Greg Giraldo
(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Places Situations Environment New Jersey

The stronger the wetlands, the more likely the damage of the hurricane.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements Environment Hurricanes On preserving wetlands

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?


Lee Iacocca
(1924 – ) American businessman, president, CEO of Chrysler Corporation
Autos Situations Clean air Environment

We called her Mother Earth… because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Places Environment Mother Earth













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