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Keyword: Family reunions

I had to go back to New York recently for a family reunion… I walk in there, I look at everyone, and I think: 'I'm getting my tubes tied; that's it; the tree ends here.'

Cathy Ladman
American stand-up comedian, television writer & actor
Intelligence Relationships Family reunions

Family reunions is that time when you come face to face with your family tree, and you realize some branches need to be cut.

Rene Hicks
American comedian
Relationships Situations Family reunions Family tree

You might be a redneck if… your parents met at a family reunion.

Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Family Parents People Rednecks Family reunions

You might be a redneck if… you go to the family reunion to meet women.

Jeff Foxworthy
(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
People Rednecks Women Family reunions

Family reunions are when relatives gather from all over to be reminded why they scattered in the first place.

Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Activities Family Relationships Family reunions













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