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Keyword: Hearing

I wrote a script and gave it to a guy that reads scripts and he read it and said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it; I said, f**k that, I'll just make a copy.

Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Communication Reading/Writing Copies Hearing

My friend George is a radio announcer and when he walks under a bridge you can’t hear him talk.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment Announcers Hearing Radio

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Dance Entertainment Intelligence Music Hearing

Sometimes you can’t hear me, because sometimes I am in parentheses.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Situations Hearing Parentheses

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

Arnold Glasow
(1905 –1998) American author
Beliefs Communication Opinion Hearing Praise

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence Forgetting Hearing Originality Remembering

It's from lack of practice.

Samuel Rogers
(1763 – 1855) English poet
Communication Hearing When told that writer and infamous talker Charles Knight was starting to lose his hearing

If you put pasta shells to your ear, can you hear the soup?

Danny Chrastina
(1975 – ) English physicist
Situations Hearing Pasta shells













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