Keyword: Hiking

All trails have more uphill sections than they have level or downhill sections.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Hiking is just walking where it’s ok to pee.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities

The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it; if you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.

Murphy’s Laws