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Keyword: Home runs

Most of his home runs were hit on artificial turf.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms Artificial turf Home runs

No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball Sports Babe Ruth Home runs

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports Home runs

Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Sports Home runs Managing

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Activities Baseball Characteristics Sports Ability Home runs













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