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Keyword: Middle East

The Middle Eastern states aren’t nations, they’re quarrels with borders.

P.J. O'Rourke
(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Conflict Fights Places Middle East

I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Middle East

The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.

Barack Obama
(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Misspokements Middle East

He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil!

Golda Meir
(1898 – 1978) Israeli prime minister
History People Situations Middle East Moses Oil

I just got back from the Middle East, where I performed for 15,000 men – and then I did my comedy.

Vanessa Hollingshead

Entertainment Places Sex Comedy Middle East

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.

Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Places Middle East

I understand that unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region.

George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Middle East

If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.

I.F. Stone
(1907 – 1989) American writer
Beliefs God Government Arabs Jews Middle East













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