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Keyword: Muhammad Ali

If I survived the Marines, I can survive Ali.

Chuck Wepner
American boxer
Boxing Sports Muhammad Ali On an upcoming match

When if comes to ballyhoo, Muhammad Ali made Barnum and Bailey look like non-starters, and he had the incandescent quality of the real star which would have made him famous, even if his gift was knitting not fighting.

Michael Parkinson
English broadcaster, journalist & author
Boxing Sports Fame Muhammad Ali

For Muhammad Ali to compose a few words of real poetry would be equal to an intellectual throwing a punch.

Norman Mailer
(1923 – 2007) American novelist, journalist & playwright
Communication Reading/Writing Muhammad Ali Poetry

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

Tommy Fair
American boxer
Boxing Sports Joe Louis Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.

Angelo Dundee
American boxing trainer
Boxing Sports Muhammad Ali

Why should I feel sorry for Ali? He got two and a half-million dollars for being beaten up. Most of us in this city have to pay for the privilege.

Anonymous boxing fan
Boxing Sports Muhammad Ali

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

Brian London
English boxing champion
Boxing Sports Muhammad Ali On if he would fight Ali again













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