Keyword: Perfection

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
People

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Businessman
Miscellaneous

Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands… but English women only hope to find in their butlers.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist
America Characteristics England Husbands Women

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things—flying and heart transplants; everything else, you can go four in five.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Sports