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Keyword:
Pitching
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I found a delivery in my flaw.
Dan Quisenberry
(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
He’s throwing grounders.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Ground balls
Pitching
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.
Joe Garagiola
(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host
Baseball
Sports
Fastball
Nolan Ryan
Pitching
We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.
‘Whitey’ Herzog
(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.
Andy Van Slyke
baseball player
Baseball
On Williams’ wildness
Pitching
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Baseball
Sports
‘Lefty’ Grove
Pitching
When a fielder gets the pitcher in trouble, the pitcher has to pitch himself out of the slump he isn’t in.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Slumps
He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Referring to Koufax’s famed fastball
The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.
Earl Weaver
(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
Gaylord Perry
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
On ‘doctoring’ the ball
Pitching
Spitballs
I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.
Tim McCarver
American baseball player & commentator
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.
Johnny Frederick
American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
'Dazzy' Vance
Pitching
Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.
Tim McCarver
American baseball player & commentator
Baseball
Sports
On pitcher Bob Gibson
Pitching
Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
When asked if he ever threw a spitball
I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Fear
Nervous
Pitching
He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Pitching
Satchel Paige
Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.
Billy Loes
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.
‘Lefty’ Gomez
(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
We had a very scientific system of bringing in relief pitchers. We used the first one who answered the phone.
Chuck Estrada
American baseball pitcher & pitching coach
Baseball
Sports
Bullpen
Pitching
My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.
Billy Muffett
American baseball pitcher
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
I pitch like my hair’s on fire.
Mitch Williams
baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Pitching
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