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Keyword: Predictions

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Yogi-isms Predictions

Never make predictions… especially about the future.

Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Future Misspokements Time (also Casey Stengel) Predictions

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Intelligence Things Economist Expert Predictions Tomorrow

The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.”

Judith Martin
(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Beliefs Opinion Advice Predictions

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Beliefs Opinion Disappears Groundhog Predictions













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