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Keyword: Promiscuity

A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.

Victor Lownes
(1928 – ) executive with Playboy Enterprises
Sex Promiscuity

You were born with your legs apart; they'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.

Joe Orton
(1933 – 1967) English playwright
Insults Sex Promiscuity

She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

Robertson Davies
(1913 – 1995) Canadian novelist, playwright, critic, journalist & professor
Insults Kissing Promiscuity

There goes the original good time that’s been had by all.

Leonora Corbett
(1908–1960) British film actress
Insults People Of a reputedly loose woman Promiscuity

There goes the famous good time that was had by all.

Bette Davis
(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Insults Also Kenneth Tynan Promiscuity Said jealously of an up and coming actress

I’m not saying she’s easy, but she’s been in so many motel rooms her nickname is ‘Gideon.’

Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
People Sex Women Gideon Promiscuity













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