Keyword: Reincarnation

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation… the other eight are unimportant.

(1891 – 1980) novelist & painter
Sex

If there is reincarnation, I’d like to come back as Warren Beatty’s fingertips.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death

I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.

(1943 – ) English disc jockey
Death Life

Last night, I blew $5,000 on a reincarnation seminar… I figured, ‘What the hell; you only live once.’

comedian
Death Life

If there is reincarnation and I come back as myself, I’ll kill myself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Self

There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.

(1910 – 1973) American comedian
Insults