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Running
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A lifetime of training for just 10 seconds.
Jesse Owens
American track & field athlete
Sports
Of the 100 meter run
Running
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Running
There was so much barging and shoving; it was like trying to get into a Glasgow pub on a Saturday night.
Tom McKean
Scottish distance runner
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About a race
Running
I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.
Jordan Brookes
comedian
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Sports
Running
I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.
Wendy Liebman
(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
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Running
The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.
Hal Higdon
American author & runner
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Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.
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Running
One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.
Esa Tikkanen
Finnish marathon runner
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Finland
Running
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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