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They are a either a pain in the backside or too drunk to perform.

Mariska Majoor

Amsterdam prostitutes’ spokeswoman

Tommy Smith wasn’t born, he was quarried.

Bill Shankly

Scottish football player & manager

Sports Of the Scottish footballer Soccer

Injuries above the neck don’t count.

John Kennedy

Australian football coach

Sports Injuries Soccer

We’re not afraid of challenges. It’s like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.

Anonymous Brazillian soccer player

Mixed metaphors Sports Soccer

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

Brian Clough

English football player & manager

Sports Soccer

My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.

Mia Hamm

1972 – ) American soccer player

Sports Women Soccer

We get carried away with coaches and coaching. I have my coaching badges, but they came out of a Cornflakes packet at the time.

Harry Redknapp

English football player & manager

Sports Soccer

If Stan (Bowles) could pass a betting shop like he can pass a ball he’d have no trouble at all.

Ernie Tagg

British football manager

Sports Betting Soccer

A football team is like a piano; you need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

William Shankly

Sports Soccer

You may be right, but it hasn’t reached his legs yet!

Bill Shankly

Scottish football player & manager

Sports After a scout told him about a young player who “has football in his blood.” Soccer

Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Bill Shankly

Scottish football player & manager

Sports Soccer

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Henry Blaha

Football Sports Rugby Soccer

Being thick isn’t an affliction if you’re a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he’s brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife – lovingly, with caresses.

Brian Clough

English football player & manager

Sports Of David Beckham Soccer

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Keyword: Soccer

They are a either a pain in the backside or too drunk to perform.

Tommy Smith wasn’t born, he was quarried.

Injuries above the neck don’t count.

We’re not afraid of challenges. It’s like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.

We get carried away with coaches and coaching. I have my coaching badges, but they came out of a Cornflakes packet at the time.

If Stan (Bowles) could pass a betting shop like he can pass a ball he’d have no trouble at all.

A football team is like a piano; you need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

You may be right, but it hasn’t reached his legs yet!

Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Being thick isn’t an affliction if you’re a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he’s brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife – lovingly, with caresses.