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Keyword: Track

That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Track

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running Track

How hard is it to coach track? … tell ‘em to stay to the left and get back as fast as you can.

Abe Lemons
(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Sports Coaching Track

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Track

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Terman's Law of Innovation
Murphy’s Laws Sports Success Track

Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Track













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