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Keyword: Vegetarians

I'm a vegetarian… well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste.

Dylan Moran
(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Eating Food/Drink People Self Vegetarians

I would have become a Hare Krishna but I didn’t want to become a vegetarian… and that is honestly the reason why – because I’m Italian, I love meatballs!

Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Food/Drink Misspokements Hare Krishna Vegetarians

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

David Brenner
(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author
Eating Food/Drink Vegetarians

It was actually easier for me to become a vegetarian – you know, quitting meat – because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of meat.

Brian Posehn
(1966 – ) American actor, musician & comedian
Activities Drugs Eating Food/Drink Quitting pot Vegetarians

Well, you know, plants are living things, too; they're just easier to catch.

Kevin Brennan
(1960 – ) American stand-up comedian & writer
Food/Drink Plants Vegetarians

I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Marty Feldman
(1934 – 1982) English writer, comedian & actor
Eating Food/Drink Politicians Intelligent life Vegetarians













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