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Keyword: Violin

Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night… Mendelsson lost.

Anonymous
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Violin

Jack Benny would end his act by playing a tune on his violin, so naturally he got a big cheer when he finished.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Applause Jack Benny Violin

On a golf course, Jack had the hands of a violinist; that was fair, because as a violinist, Jack had the hands of a golfer.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Golf Music Sports Jack Benny Violin

Let me tell you about Jack's singing voice… it made his violin playing sound good.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Singing Violin Voice

Generally, he had a good ear; he didn't know the notes that well, but he played in their general vicinity.

Joan Benny
(1934 – ) daughter of Jack Benny and Mary Livingstone
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Violin

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Success Things Ability Celebrity Violin

He should take the horse hairs out of his bow and return them to the tail of the horse.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Violin













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