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Keyword: Violin

Generally, he had a good ear; he didn't know the notes that well, but he played in their general vicinity.

Joan Benny
(1934 – ) daughter of Jack Benny and Mary Livingstone
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Violin

Let me tell you about Jack's singing voice… it made his violin playing sound good.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Singing Violin Voice

Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night… Mendelsson lost.

Anonymous
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Violin

He should take the horse hairs out of his bow and return them to the tail of the horse.

Fred Allen
(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Entertainment Music Jack Benny Violin

On a golf course, Jack had the hands of a violinist; that was fair, because as a violinist, Jack had the hands of a golfer.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Golf Music Sports Jack Benny Violin

Jack Benny would end his act by playing a tune on his violin, so naturally he got a big cheer when he finished.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment Music Applause Jack Benny Violin

Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary; everybody knew he had none.

George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
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