Subject: Classifieds

Classifieds:

Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

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FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME – ¾ Rottweiler, ¼ Shepherd, 3 years old, female, spayed, very intelligent, loves to eat live rabbits and kittens, loves to play ball with kids. Call after 5:00 pm.. (614)…

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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

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Illiterate? Write today for free help.

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Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…

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German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

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HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

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Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.

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PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

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.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

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Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.

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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

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How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

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