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Subject:
Yogi-isms
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If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Questions
Surprise me!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Death
Yogi-isms
When asked by his wife where he would like to be buried
I made a wrong mistake.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Yogi-isms
I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of answering that question.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Answers
Questions
Don’t get me right; I’m just asking!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Bats
Hitting
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future
Yogi-isms
Predictions
He hits from both sides of the plate; he’s
amphibious.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Ambidextrous
Hitting
He can run anytime he wants; I’m giving him the
red light.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Green light
Stealing bases
A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ‘em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ‘em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Hitting
Overwhelming underdogs.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Describing the 1969 New York Mets
Every time I see him, he's not there.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
When asked if he saw Phil Rizzuto during spring training
I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Luggage
You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
Directions
Yeah, only in America could a thing like that happen.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Yogi-isms
On a Jewish Mayor being elected in Dublin
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia; let them walk to school like I did!
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Books
Children
Yogi-isms
Encyclopedias
I didn’t really say everything I said.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Communication
Speech
Yogi-isms
We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Activities
Travel
Yogi-isms
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