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Subject: Beliefs » Religion (Page 8)

The Virgin Mary… we have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

Greg Giraldo
(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Beliefs Religion The Virgin Mary

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? … If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs Religion Sex Pope

We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

Greg Giraldo
(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Beliefs Religion Catholicism Faith Virgin Mary

Born-Again Virgin

Vilma Conner
Beliefs Book Titles Religion Virgins

During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews – an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.

Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Beliefs Religion Angel of Death Jews Passover
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