Subject: Book Titles (Page 13)

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

You Can't Put No Boogie-Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll

Practical Demonkeeping

Wal-Mart Atlas

Track that Scat!

My First Cavity Search

The Bible Cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome

The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific

Knitting With Dog Hair

F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What’s What

Cheese Problems Solved

The Good Mommies’ Guide To Raising (Almost) Perfect Daughters

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?

A Southern Belle Primer: Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Suck Your Stomach In and Put Some Color On

The Mushroom in Christian Art

I Am America (And So Can You!)

Dating for Under a Dollar

My Daddy Was a Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun