Subject: Book Titles (Page 15)

Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy

Where Willy Went (The BIG story of a little sperm)

Anybody Can Be Cool … But Awesome Takes Practice

But… You’re a Horse

Don’t Believe I’d A Told That


Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life

Jewish Chess Masters on Stamps

Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else But Me

Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies

Cookin’ With Coolio

The Gay Dolphin Adventure

Mom is Dating Weird Wayne

Cupcakes, Trinkets, and Other Deadly Magic

The Apocalypse Coloring & Activity Book

Face Lifting By Exercise

Somebody is Going to Die If Lilly Beth Doesn’t Catch That Bouquet

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Clinical Tales

Bitch Are You Retarded?: Stop Being a Dumbass! Either He Loves You, He’s in Love with You, or You’re Just Something to Do for Right Now….

Make Your Own Sex Toys (A Practical Guide to a Better Love Life)

How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

Does a Wild Bear Chip in the Woods?