Subject: Book Titles (Page 14)

Track that Scat!

Be Bold With Bananas

Southern by the Grace of God

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Liberace: Your Personal Fashion Consultant

Managing a Dental Practice: The Genghis Khan Way

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead

Mommy Drinks Because You Cry

Crafting with Cat Hair

Rabbi, My Husband Wants a Blowjob

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

Summer With the Leprechauns (A True Story)

The Dairy Farmers Trophy

Dating for Under a Dollar

Go F*ck Yourself, I’m Coloring: Swear Word Coloring Book

The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

The Robot’s Guide to Love

Impeccable Birdfeeding: How to Discourage Scuffling, Hull-dropping, Seed-throwing, Unmentionable Nuisances and Vulgar Chatter at Your Birdfeeder

A Southern Belle Primer: Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma

Love, Sex, and Tractors

Golden Years My Ass: Adventures in Geriatric Indignity