Subject: Book Titles (Page 14)

In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash

Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

The Bible Cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Do You Want to Play With My Balls

The Good Mommies’ Guide To Raising (Almost) Perfect Daughters

Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine

Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!

The Manly Art of Knitting

Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Hitler: Neither Vegetarian Nor Animal Lover

Toddlers Are A**holes: It’s Not Your Fault

Boogers Are My Beat

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

How to Teach Physics to Your Dog

The Name of This Book Is Secret

Yoga Pants, Minivans, & Selfies

Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

It Wasn't Always Easy, but I Sure Had Fun

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low

Bitch Are You Retarded?: Stop Being a Dumbass! Either He Loves You, He’s in Love with You, or You’re Just Something to Do for Right Now….

Was Karl Marx A Satanist?

My Big Book of Pretty Pussies