Subject: Colemanballs (Page 12)

We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.

English football player
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If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.

English football player & announcer
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I was inbred into the game by my father.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.

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Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.

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And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The gelling period has just started to knit.

England football player
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Their two wide men, who are basically wingers.

Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
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He’s on the lips of every team in world football.


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And we all know that in soccer if you stand still you go backwards.

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You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.

English football player
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The shot from Laws was precise but wide.

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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.

English football player & commentator
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I can’t promise anything but I can promise 100%.

English football player
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We lost because we didn't win.

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It’s imperable that they get off to a good start.

Scottish football player & analyst
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He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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The Swedish back four is amongst the tallest in the world cup… their average age is 7 foot 4.

English football player
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I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.

professional football player
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They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.

Irish football player & broadcaster
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And the second goal was a blue print of the first.

British commentator
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