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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 14)
I don’t think that record will ever be broken or beaten.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
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If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
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And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan
Irish soccer player
Colemanballs
It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
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England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Statistics are damn lies.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Statistics
And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The shot from Laws was precise but wide.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
Colemanballs
So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.
A British soccer commentator
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An English stadium
So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
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And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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The shot from Laws was precise but wide.