Subject: Colemanballs (Page 14)

I don’t think that record will ever be broken or beaten.

Irish football player

If they play together, you've got two of them.

And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

He’s put on weight and I’ve lost it, and vice versa.

Irish soccer player

It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.

English football player & announcer

Football games turn on things that are done by players.

Scottish football player

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

English former football player & manager

You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.

England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.

English football player & announcer

Statistics are damn lies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The shot from Laws was precise but wide.

Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.

English football player & manager

That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.

So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.

British football commentator

I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.

So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.

English football player

And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.

English soccer player & manager

Portsmouth are at Huddersfield, which is always away.

English football player

Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.

English football player

If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.

English football player & analyst