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Colemanballs
(Page 17)
The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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The best side drew.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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After a hard fought 1-1 draw
He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
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The number of chances they had before the goal they missed..
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.
Murdo MacLeod
Scottish football player & manager
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They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
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… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.
Ian Darke
A British soccer commentator
English sports commentator
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George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
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At least it was a victory and at least we won.
Bobby Moore
English football player
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In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.
A British soccer commentator
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.