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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 17)
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United have got the bull between the horns now.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Players win games and players lose games, it’s all about players really.
Bobby Ferguson
British football player
Colemanballs
Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Situations
Ardiles strokes the ball like it was part of his anatomy.
Jimmy Magee
Irish sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.
A radio soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
Colemanballs
Headlines
We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The boys feet have been up in the clouds since the win.
Alan Buckley
English rugby player & manager
Colemanballs
Statistics are there to be broken.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Statistics
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs